December 2011
138 posts
lardypoison:
I don’t get why people say “Happy Holidays” so as not to offend people
Like, if someone told me “Happy Hanukkah” I’d be like
Thanks bro
Not Jewish
But I still like that you took the time to include me in your festivities
stormcloud:
if santa isn’t real then explain how i met him at the mall
neyruto:
she wears short shorts i wear people shes cheer captain and i am a bleacher
ladyallowyn asked: You're such a whore. <3
Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should...
sheep-butts:
will someone draw me arthur as woody and alfred as buzz, pls
Here you go
You’re welcome.
Haiku dedicated to Wollongong:
hideindisguise:
Riding the free bus Words exchanged of life battles “Bro hold my goon bag.”
Reblog with your height.
miyomo:
nicolascagesempai:
zimie-stef:
jonesyp:
captainamericaa:
bloateddoushe:
keishakips:
fruitgushers:
carcinogenitals:
whimsicalregulator:
stridunkass:
5’7”
also 5’7
5’6” ok
5’4
i feel small
5’1”
haha casually the smallest so far
5’7” - 5’8”
5’1” and a half. ):
5’3” and a half
fuck i hate being short :c
5’2”…. /cries
5’2
5’4” now actually.
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Comeback of the Day
Mom: Callum, what's the gas situation in the car?
Sister: Callum, what's the gas situation in your BUTT?!
Sister: That was not my proudest moment, let's never speak of this again...
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HOW DID I MISS THIS
cocokat:
dasoap:
nhyworks:
indigachristy:
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